I daresay.
I am absolutely appalled at the requirements so many “landlords” are listing for overpriced and more than likely illegal studios/in-laws in places like Ingleside and Sunset. Give me a break, those are basically the crappiest places to live. If you’re not getting mugged on the bus home to Ingleside, you’re living in Sunset where it’s always cold and overcast; it’s like a recurring nightmare.
“We are looking for one quiet, non-smoking, drug & alcohol free tenant with no pet.”
Sounds to me like you’re looking for an effing loser.
Lighten up, buttfaces. I could understand drug-free as that seems to, at some point, have an effect on most people’s ability to pay rent and keep the house clean (Unless you’re doing speed, which is another story).
But non-smoking? Alcohol free? No pets? What the hell do you care what I do in my free time?
I’ve already lived with my parents and I’m a grown-ass woman now. I don’t need you bossing me around and telling me I can’t keep an animal or I can’t go outside and smoke a cigarette from time to time. Plus everybody and they mommas drinks. Just like Vicky says, “I only drink to numb the pain in my worthless life so you’re well out of order.”
Just shut up and take your damn rent money.
