Her boyfriend would take care of her while she stayed there due to a phobia. When she finally was moved the toilet was surgically removed. There are better ways in life to get on the front page of CNN.

It baffles me that after even a few hours the boyfriend would not have sought help but in his own words he is quoted as saying “She is an adult; she made her own decision,” said her boyfriend, Kory McFarren. “I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it.”

When things are bad in life there’s always worse…

Now, don’t get me wrong; there are some good things that came out of feminism. We’re not treated like weak, incapable morons (although, this has it’s downsides). Men began to look at us as human beings for once (which didn’t last long due to the fact that we stopped acting like human beings and started acting like cock-hungry beasts.). Just to list a couple.

I guess the thing that baffles me the most is: why on Earth would anyone fight for the right to work? Do you know what I would do and who I would kill to be a housewife?

Now men look at us as equals. “Well if she can work then she should work. It completely goes against the little phrase I’ve lived my entire life by: “If you keep people’s expectations of you low, then people won’t expect much of you.”

Maybe I’m just one lazy son-of-a-bitch, but I’m actually pretty upset that a group of women would think it’s okay to speak for all of us. If I lived during the 50s and 60s I would have been FURIOUS! And I may have choked a bitch or two.

That’s just my opinion though and I’m sure some people will be pretty angry about this post. But if you’re not and you’re looking for a housewife: let me know.